Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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