windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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