i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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