Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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