i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
My liver just broke up with me...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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