every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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