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(740): View more from Ohio

My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome

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(501): View more from Arkansas

i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.

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(708): View more from Illinois

You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.

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(720): View more from Colorado

He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".

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(919): View more from North Carolina

So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night

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(410): View more from Maryland

Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.

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(631): View more from New York

She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.

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(614): View more from Ohio

But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.

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(310): View more from California

hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it

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