I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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