how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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