when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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