Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
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There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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