Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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