just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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