we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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