I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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