she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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