We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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