Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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