I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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