Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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