the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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