I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize