id be glad to
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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