Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
We were destined to go to rehab together
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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