You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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