have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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