Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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