New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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