Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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