How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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