Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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