Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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