Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize