I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
