no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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