just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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