Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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