cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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