google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Everclear isn't food dammit
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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