at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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