I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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