would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
i now understand why vodka
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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