Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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