at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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