i don't like sucking hair
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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