I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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