I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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