I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You have to summon your inner elephant
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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