3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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