I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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