Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
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I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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