Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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