So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
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