So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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