You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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