I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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