He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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