What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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