If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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