chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
you never un-have a 4some
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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