I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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