Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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