Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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