***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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